Zara Muskurade-10
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Apun Ko Yad Krne Ka
Apun Ko call Krne Ka
Apun Ko SMS B Krne Ka
Nhi Kiya To
To
To
To
To
Drne Ka Nhi Re apun Krega Na
Apun kanjus nahi HAI RE
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In
1 year
12 months
365 days
8760 hours
52560 min
3153600 sec
sif aap ko hi yad kiya.
Aur 2 min.Lage is jhoot ko type karne me.
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Mallika sheravat ko MIXER pe kaam karte dekh k naukar bola:"Madam JUICE bana rahi ho kya ? "Mallika:" NA re baba !main to apne kapde dho rahi hun...!! "
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Kareena se maine puchha
Shahid ka dil tod k
tumhara dil ni rota
wo boli-Bollywood me naye ladko ko dekh k
control nai hota
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Mukesh-Mai kidhar b jau Apni biwi ko dhund sakta hu
Lucky-Kaise?
Mukesh-Mai kisi b ladki ke sat bat karne lagta hu To Wo Mere Samne Aa Jati H..
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LADKI aur SMS ME KYA SIMILARITY H?
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JAB TAK UPER SE NEECHE TAK PURA DEKH N LO CHEN HI NHI AATa
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('.') uffo thk gye
<)'(> hum sms
_/'\_ krte krte.
chalo ab baith kr aapke sms ka intezar krta hu,
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PLZ SEND S
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~CID PJ~
Ye Haseen Vadiya,
Aur Khula Khula Akaash.
Ye Haseen Vadiya.
Aur Khula Khula Akaash.
MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek Aur Laash..
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Joke
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Parents Shaadi k liye Razi Nai?
Yeh lo war Mala
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Ise apne lover ko bhejo aur karo Mobile me Shaadi..
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Nayi-nayi shadi thi naya tha jamana,dulha sunna chahta tha dulhan ke muh se gana,dulhan sharmai aur shuru kiya gana,bhaiya mere RAKHI ke bandhan ko nibhana.
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Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA
Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA.
DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya
To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.
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Exam Tip -Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh Me Na Aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo Or Zor Se Chillao- Kamino Fail Hi Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho ?
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U r my sweet frnd "HO NA". I want a place in ur hearts "KONA" I Dont want u "KHONA".Otherwise i will start "RONA".Please ek sms kar "DO NA"
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boy:Darling, mujhe tumhari ankho me sari duniya nazar aati hai.Peeche se 1 buddha bola- bhaiya hmari gaiya nhi mil rhi hai. Dikhe to bataye dio.
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Ladkiyo ki jeans me zip kyo hoti hai jb ki uska kuch use nahi hota? 'Reply must' Agr nhi pata to Isko aag ki trah felado. hume jwab chahiye.
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Tcher- Aaj Half Pent Q Pahan K Aaya H
Studnt- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full Pent Pahnta Hu
Tcher- BETA SUNDAY K DIN MAT AAJANA.
Joke
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nak aesi ho jaygi agr msg nahi kiya to.
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Bas kro ye sms ka khel,
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kabhi sms mat karna
Bahut ho gaya natak apka.
Aisa maine kaha kya?
nahi na!
To fir sms Q nhi karte.
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To Reduce Depression Of Students,
Sir Showed Dem 3 Idiots
Sir-
Wat Did U Learn 4m D Movie?
Stdnts-
KISS Karte Waqt Naak Beech Me Nahi Aati
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('-_-') (@.@)
<) (> <( )>
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Apki photo pakdi gayi hai,girl friend ke saath ghumte huye
Negative chahye to 5 SMS bhejo, Warna photo ghar bhej deng
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Tumhare pas 5 wajah ho sakti hai mujhe SMS na karne k
1>Time Nahi
2>Free SMS Nahi
3>Balance Nahi
4>Network Nahi
5>Soye SHER ko jagane ki himmat nahi.
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Girl-Whats is d Differance between Personal &Secret?
Boy-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret
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Child Of 2O1O:
Aadmi: BetA PApA GhAr Pe He ?
BAchhA "SPRITE" Peete Hue-Apko Mummy Se Milna He NA?
Mummy GhAr Pe He
Sidhi bAAt No BAkwAAs
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CID shayri
Fol khil gye bharome ghta cha gye
Wawa
Fol khil gye bharome ghta cha gyee
Dr solanke Kya postmortom report Aa gayee??
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